Pizza Is My Girlfriend [Click for nail-biting ending]
So this is what true love feels like.
Deepest, purest love.
gq:
This week, the GQ Advice Lady Lauren Bans answers the all-important question: How is babby formed?
You don’t need to know because you can’t even spell baby correctly. Keep your legs closed please.
The Angriest Traffic Sign in the World
Hitting a construction worker results in a 500 dollar and a really mean sign dedicated to you.
hottestbountyhunterintheuniverse:
lets-nerd-out-and-die-laughing:
I don’t think people give Flash enough credit.
Dis lil disrespectful ass “My dolly was in there” and “My dolly had blonde hair” Lol I would of spun her in circles just enough to make her fall down.
You’re right Flash deserves ALOT more credit than what he gets he’s not just someone who runs fast.
he can fucking go back in time
That was the coolest thing about him
His memory may have been short term but he could absorb enough information (LIKE HOW TO PROPERLY BUILD A BUILDING) long enough to pull of shit like that
and this is why flash is my favorite.
Respect.
