“A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked. “Who would like this $20 bill?”
Hands started going up. He said, “I am going to give this $20 to one of you - but first, let me do this.”
He proceeded to crumple the 20 dollar note up. He then asked. “Who still wants it?” Still the hands were up in the air.
“Well,” he replied, “what if I do this?” He dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. “Now, who still wants it?”
Still the hands went into the air.
“My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless; but no matter what happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.
Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless to those who love you. The worth of our lives comes, not in what we do or who we know, but by …WHO WE ARE.
Hot yoga is on the rise, with studios cropping up across the country and celebrities like Zosia Mamet and Katie Holmes singing its praises. Among hot yoga’s many allures is the promise of “detoxification” via sweating. Sorry hot yoga fans, experts have some disappointing news.
Ever since I left the spirit of Christmas you , you , you You Got a reputation for yourself now Everybody knows and I feel left out Santa y you got me down & stressed out
Know that bag isn’t big enough for all our gifts
You make me feel like I didn’t make the good list …
Walking around acting like you don’t miss this
Baby boy you know its almost Christmas
I see you got glasses of eggnog on the dance floor
Pages being filled in your passport
Hanging with some elves I never seen before- 🎼
I know when those sleigh bells ring
That can only mean one thing .
I know when those sleigh bells ring
That can only mean ooooonnneeee thinggg
You used to climb down my chimney …
Just to deliver my gifts
Remix…. Santa delivering gifts back to back
Got these gifts going back to back … Got these gifts going back to back .
Every year it’s the same damn old thing . Long lists of gifts and same old jingle bells jing .
Little kids pissing in fake mall Santa laps .
But I’m here to let you know that I tip my hat .
Go around the world in 24 hrs .
Got hoes around the world ever 24 .
Climb don’t your chimney for more than milk and cookie .
Tryna get your moms to give me that nookie .
Rookies , looking , can’t jock my style I got too many elves and toys for fun and red and white labo gun .
For years they kept looking at me funny .
Cause I’m really black and I be asking them to give me my money ..
Got these gifts hitting house to house back to back -
I’m just going to get the fuck off of tumblr now lol
Santa rockin the Emma Swan red leather jacket look
Bruh lol he about to drop the most killa Christmas mixtape .
Yea, I know I just wrote this letter right but I need my gift for the advance Santa know imma be around Santa, I need it Cuz I got a really long list And I need some really big gifts Santa I need some really nice things Better be comin’ with no coal Better be comin’ with no coal (2x) Man what a time to be alive Christmas is here, so be kind Are we talkin’ gifts? Are we talkin’ gifts? Oh you switching sides, being on the naughty list? Look at the smile on me, look at my eyes shinnin? I do not have reindeer, but Santa ride a mile for me Say I gon’ cook cookies, I’ll buy all 3 This game is different, you only get one show when nights gon get on this list Man fuck em all, man I want it Don’t get too involved, Santa gone gifts us all
Jump elves Jump elves Jump Elves dem boys up to something .
12 am the packing but it ain’t no luggage .
Jump elves jump elves Jump elves them boys up to something .
Hmm hmm ummm HMMMM I think I need some robo and some eggnog cause my chest is hurting .
Make sure that you sleep when I jump down that chimney .
You can’t be up at 1 talking about some “give me ”
Y'all have embarrassed me. Fuck Yorkdale for creating Fashion Santa (I love him tho)
Fuck being on some chill shit .
It go 0 to -100 here real quick .
They be on that wrapping gifts pay the bill shit .
And I don’t feel that shit
Not even a little bit
OOOH LAWD KNOW YAH SELF KNOW YA WORTH !
Be good for you get the pounds of Cole bih ..
My actions speak louder than my words .
How it’s snow out but you still down to earth ?
You wanna do this we can do this on your turf .
Oh lawd !! I’m the rookie and the vet shout out to Mrs. Claus for holding down the set .
All up in my phone looking at face book on Christmas night .. Y'all gonna be upset if you keep taking Ls to the Left .
They gonna see some shit they don’t want to see . They ain’t ready for these gifts cause they been naughty .. If I ain’t the greatest than I’m headed for it !
That mean I’m flying way up ..
The North ain’t friendly but that’s where I lay up !
This just keeps getting better
Eyy
I jump in the slay …
I jump in the slay . I know how to fly it ..
My bitch is good looking . (2xs)
I did that Christmas dash …
I did that Christmas dash ….
[im done lol ]
10 gifts 20 gifts Hunnid gifts Loving this Christmas spirit they ain’t fuckin with Ho-Ho-Ho I ain’t tripping I'ma Letting Snow/ Just like frozen I'ma Let it go/
Rudolph flyin high with his Nooooose red If you naughty you ain’t gettin nooo shit December, yeah, you all know what time it is Round the world droppin all the gifts-gifts-gifts
Could y'all imagine jamming shit like this to your car on the way to work ? Lol
#trapCarols
The last one
Where ya ass was at when I was trapping in the slay ?
Where ya ass was at when I had to make a dradel out of clay ?
Where ya ass was at when them rich kids wouldn’t feed me?
IT’S LIT🔥✨
This is bomb!! 👌🏾😂
lmfao, yass! please make #trapcarols a thing. Even though the white man is going to take it ruin it for the rest of the holiday season, I want more carols!!
When these dropping? 🔥
This is one of the most epic blog I’ve seen in awhile on tumblr.
If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).
thank you for this
I need the equation you used for this
It’s your basic equation substitution method. You simplify the second equation from Lil Wayne (the blue one) and plug it into the original equation from Kanye (red one) and solve for the answer (green).
